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Blond's brand new sports car	Women	248
Get more at forwardfactory.co.uk Blond's brand new sports car A blond had just a got a brand new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. The truck driver motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blond, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!". The Trucker then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face. "Oh you think that's funny do you? Watch this!". He gets a baseball bat from his truck and smashes every window on the car. When he turns and looks at her again, she has a smile on her face. The trucker is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tyres to shreds. Now she's laughing! And he is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of petrol, pours it on her brand new sports car and sets it all ablaze.. Smiling, he turns around to see that she is laughing so hard she is almost falling over. "What's SO funny!?" the trucker demands to know.. The blond, whipping away the tiers from her eyes replied "Every time you weren't looking, I was stepping out of the circle.. ha..ha.ha". Get more at forwardfactory.co.uk

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