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Essex girl crossing the road

An Essex girl is crossing the road, when she gets hit by an XR3i. As she is lying on the ground, the driver, Kevin, rushes out of the car to see if she is alright.
"I'm so sorry luv! I just didn't see ya. Are ya OK?" he blurts out.
"Everyphink is justa blur, I can't see a phing" she says, tearfully.
Concerned, the man leans over the woman to test her eyesight.
He asks, "How many fingers have I got up?"
Oh my God NAAA!" she screams. "Don't tell me I'm paralysed from the waist down an all !!!

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