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Get more at forwardfactory.co.uk Essex girl children An Essex girl goes to the local authority to register for child benefit. "How many children?" asks the council worker. "8!" replies the Essex girl "8??" asks the incredulous council worker. "What are their names?" "Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne" "Doesn't that get confusing?" "Naah, mate!" says the Essex girl "its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY or WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it..." "What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed worker. "Hah! That's easy," says the girl. "I just use their surnames" Get more at forwardfactory.co.uk

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