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Married a beautiful woman
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband:
"Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband Number 1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
"Husband Number 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
"Husband Number 3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
"Husband Number 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
"Husband Number 5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
"Husband Number 6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
"Husband Number 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
"Husband Number 8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.
"Husband Number 9 was a gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.
"Husband Number 10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was ... God, I miss him!
"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"
"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"
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