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Go off to bed

This husband and wife go off to bed.
As soon as they settle down,the man leans over as whispers softly "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ready for bye-byes yet".

The wife takes the hint and says "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first".
So off she goes, but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face.

Her husband jumps up concerned "Oh my little honey bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?". No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad sex for two hours.

Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face A on the floor.

Her husband looks over and grunts "Clumsy bitch".

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