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I was too kinky
A man walks into a bar and sits down for a drink. The woman sitting next to him couldn't help but notice the sad look on his face as he orders a drink.
She proceeds to ask him "What's wrong?"
"My wife left me," the man replies.
"Oh, that is so sad, I am sorry to here that," says the woman. "Why did she leave you?"
"Well, to be honest, she said that I was too kinky."
The woman then says "Well, you won't believe this, but just last year my husband left me, for the very same reason. What do you say we finish these drinks, head back to my place, and see what happens?"
The man agrees, and when they get back to her place, she tells him to make himself comfortable and proceeds to the bedroom. She decides to make the best of it, and pulls out her finest kinky outfit. Black leather boots that go to her knees. Crotchless panties, and a bustier in black patent leather.
A spiked collar and long black gloves. She ties her hair back in a tight pony tail, grabs her whip and heads for the door.
As she walks out she sees the man just opening the door to leave.
"Where are you going?" she asks. "I thought we were going to have some fun."
The man replies , "I already fucked your dog and shit in your purse.
I'm out of here."
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