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Love to be 8 Again

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
"I'd love to be eight again" she replied
On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big
bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park.
What a Day!

He put her on every ride in the park:
The Death Slide
The Wall of Fear
The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband
ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing
chocolate milk shake.

Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog,
popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lollies and M&Ms
What a fabulous adventure.
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the
bed exhausted.
He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly
asked "Well, Dear, what was it like being eight again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

"I meant my dress size, you fucking twat"

The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still going to get it wrong!


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