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Three blondes
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Three blondes
Three blondes were walking in the woods one day, chatting away about blondethings, when suddenly they came upon a river, veritable torrent.
"How are we to get across this" they wailed, staring hopelessly at the seething waters
"I wish I was ten times cleverer, then I'm sure I could think of a way to get across." complained the first Blonde.
Luckily, and unbeknownst to her, she was standing under the magic wish-tree, who heard her cry and granted her wish!
Instantly, she turned into a Redhead, and became ten times cleverer.
"I know," she said. "'l'll swing over the river on that vine."
With that, she leaped on to the vine and swung agilely across.
"Wow," thought the second Blonde, having witnessed her friends magical intellectual elevation. "I wish I was a hundred times cleverer, then perhaps I could get across too."
Instantly she turned into a Brunette and became a hundred times cleverer.
"I know." she said, suddenly enlightened. "I'll make a raft from that spare wood over there, and bind it with vine, and I can get across too."
So she built the raft, carefully lashed it together, and paddled across not even getting her brown tresses damp.
"Wow and twice wow." thought the third Blonde, having witnessed these miracles.
"I wish I was a thousand times cleverer, then I could get across too." she said. Instantly she turned into a man and walked across on the bridge.
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