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Perfume
Two girls walk into a Debenhams store, they walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle.
Shazza sprays it on her wrist and smells it:
"That's quite nice innit, don't you fink Cheryl?"
"Yeah, what's it called?"
"Viens a moi"
"VIENS A MOI, what the fuck does that mean? "
At this stage the assistant offers some help. "Viens a moi, ladies is French for "come to me".
Shazza, takes another sniff and offers her arm to Cheryl again saying, "That doesn't smell like come to me, does that smell like come to you?"
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