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MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE CHAT UP LINES
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there any more.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat c*nt.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you will be on your knees sucking my c*ck.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, 'cause after I'm done sh*gging you in the back of my car, I don't give a sh*t where you go.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilised.
Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load down your throat.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Probably, 'cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake off once you sh*g.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: That works for me as long as you are still a little warm when I shove it up your a*se.
Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather die.
Man: I think you misheard me, I said you're a*se looks fat in that dress.
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