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Lawnmower...

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first - the truck, the car, the shooting, always something more important to me.

Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.

I was gone only a few minutes.

Then I came out again, I handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the path."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.


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