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Old Retired Sailor

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads to the docks once more for old times' sake.
He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it, as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance he asks, " How am I doing "?
The prostitute replies, "Well old sailor, you're doing about 3 knots".
Three knots he asks, "What's that suppose to mean ?"
She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back !"

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