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Drop the Money

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else...

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, 'I'll give you £100 if you let me screw you".
But the girl said NO WAY.

Johnny said to her, 'I'll be really quick. I'll throw it on the floor, you bend down to pick it up and I promise I will be finished by the time you get up'.

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to ask her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend said, 'Tell you what, you ask him for £200 and pick it up really fast and he won't even have time to get his pants down. Call me when you've got the money'

So she agreed and accepted Johnny's proposal.
Half an hour went by and the boyfriend was still waiting for his girlfriend to call.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the girlfriend called and said,







'The bastard used coins!'

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