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Bless me Father
Bless me Father for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman" said the small voice from the confessional.
The Priest asked, "is that you Tommy Shaughnessy?" "Yes, Father, it is" replied the trembling voice.
"And who was the women you were with?" "Sure and I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation..." "Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now," said the kind Priest.
"Was it Brenda O'Malley?" asked Father. "I cannot say" said Tommy. "Was it Patricia Kelly?" I'll never tell. "Was it Liz Shannon?" "I'm sorry, but I can't name her." "Was it Cathy Morgan?" "My lips are sealed." "Was it Fiona McDonald, then?" "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The Priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy Shaughnessy and I admire that. But you have sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend Mass for three months. Be off with you now."
Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean sides over and whispers, "What'd you get?" "Three month's vacation and five good leads!" says Tommy
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